Why Hast Wine Forsaken Me?
I wrote this the morning after Why I Love Wine…
The throbbing of my temples and dryness in my mouth signaled the start
of new day today. As I lay in bed unable to open my left eye lid out of
fear that the pressure in my head would cause me to have my eye
pop outta my skull it occured to me that my love affair with wine is
not unlike most relationships I have had with women… I always start
out thinking this time something wonderful will come of this only to
eventually wake up with a headache in one form or another… both
figuratively and literally. So if the end result of every love affair
whether it be wine or women always ends in a headache then why continue
to pursue either??? Hmmmmm… Oh wait I know!!!! Its because I do love
them both! God help me I love them both.
Well I am off to the Boat bar on the Chester River to drink, consider a
career in reality television and pursue the only thing that really keeps
me going and that is the next good time! Though I must confess I will
probably be sipping beer tonight. 
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Tags: big dirty, dry mouth, hangover, head, relationships, wine
Would someone please cover up that poor gal…she’s gonna get sunburned.
Personally, I like a couple glasses of Merlot with a big ass ribeye. Anything more gives me a terrible headache the next morning. The six beers I usually drink while grilling the meat probably doesn’t help eh? Surely there’s a better potion than aspirin and waffles. What do you suggest Big Dirty Man? How do you get your left eye open in the morning?
Pale Rider… I apologize for the delayed response. I got locked up for public urination at the bus depot again.
As a hang over remedy in my younger days I would eat two egg McMuffins and slam a gatorade down with it. Now that I am older I have found that the Hair of the Dog is effective cure. But if you have to work that day and don’t want to smell like booze then two tylenols and half a joint usually do the trick for me!!!
Thanks for reading and let me know how those remedies work out for you!!!