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	<description>Stories of a Classic American Underachiever</description>
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		<title>Free Tiger&#8217;s Wood</title>
		<link>http://blog.mousenaround.com/nailed-at-the-cross/free-tigers-wood</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Dirty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok… I resisted this as long as I could but I feel that someone has to stick up for poor Tiger Woods. I know… I know… how could I or anyone feel bad for Tiger?! As I have been forced to watch this saga unfold since even my beloved ESPN won’t give it a rest I have developed the mind set that Tiger was set up to fail from the very beginning.]]></description>
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		<title>Moms Rock!</title>
		<link>http://blog.mousenaround.com/eileen-take-the-wheel/moms-rock</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Dirty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I asked; “What did Mom say?” My brother said; “She was just rubbing Dad’s back and saying its ok… people are laughing… it was only a kiss…at least he didn’t expose himself…”]]></description>
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		<title>You should quit drinking</title>
		<link>http://blog.mousenaround.com/featured/you-should-quit-drinking</link>
		<comments>http://blog.mousenaround.com/featured/you-should-quit-drinking#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Dirty</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.mousenaround.com/?p=1102</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some people just can't mind their own business.   This cartoon is hilarious.]]></description>
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		<title>Could you eat these Halloween cakes?</title>
		<link>http://blog.mousenaround.com/funny-emails/could-you-eat-these-halloween-cakes</link>
		<comments>http://blog.mousenaround.com/funny-emails/could-you-eat-these-halloween-cakes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:59:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lerch</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.mousenaround.com/?p=1061</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[These Halloween cakes look almost to real to eat.
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		<title>Is this what all the kids are wearing for Halloween this year?</title>
		<link>http://blog.mousenaround.com/funny-emails/is-this-what-all-the-kids-are-wearing-for-halloween-this-year</link>
		<comments>http://blog.mousenaround.com/funny-emails/is-this-what-all-the-kids-are-wearing-for-halloween-this-year#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:03:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lerch</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.mousenaround.com/?p=1057</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why are raincoats yellow?]]></description>
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		<title>Football Saved My Childhood</title>
		<link>http://blog.mousenaround.com/nailed-at-the-cross/football-saved-my-childhood</link>
		<comments>http://blog.mousenaround.com/nailed-at-the-cross/football-saved-my-childhood#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Dirty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The summer after my disastrous 6th grade school year started off with great promise. I was happy to be out of school and excited about the thought of finally attending public school in the fall even if my departure from Catholic school was a bit dramatic (another story another time). The second morning of my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Colbert Blasts Kanye with Autotune</title>
		<link>http://blog.mousenaround.com/featured/colbert-blasts-kanye-with-autotune</link>
		<comments>http://blog.mousenaround.com/featured/colbert-blasts-kanye-with-autotune#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lerch</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.mousenaround.com/?p=1019</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is very funny.  Colbert rips into Kanye for being such an idiot.]]></description>
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		<title>High School Football</title>
		<link>http://blog.mousenaround.com/something-moved/high-school-football</link>
		<comments>http://blog.mousenaround.com/something-moved/high-school-football#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Dirty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A recent weather change brought the smell of autumn to my nose yesterday and signaled to my body that high school football season is upon us. I love high school football!!! This is my favorite time of year as local boys from our community come together to form a team that will represent the school [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life is Like a Shoe Box</title>
		<link>http://blog.mousenaround.com/nailed-at-the-cross/life-is-like-a-shoe-box</link>
		<comments>http://blog.mousenaround.com/nailed-at-the-cross/life-is-like-a-shoe-box#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Dirty</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.mousenaround.com/?p=968</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“I’ve worn lots of shoes.”
– Forrest Gump
As I am writing this I am sitting in my old worn leather chair with cracked leather on the arms. I am wearing a Polo t-shirt with the front pocket torn off… the pocket being the victim of a 2 am wrestling match outside of a friend’s house after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buy American ?!</title>
		<link>http://blog.mousenaround.com/nailed-at-the-cross/buy-american</link>
		<comments>http://blog.mousenaround.com/nailed-at-the-cross/buy-american#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Big Dirty</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.mousenaround.com/?p=956</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was a kid… many years ago the American car industry hit a rough patch because Japanese imports were putting a damper on sales. It seemed that Americans preferred the Japanese cars with their excellent engineering and high gas mileage. Sound Familiar?! In my mind the mark of a great country is their ability [...]]]></description>
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