The rainforest was beautiful beyond words and all around me there was wild poinsettias and coffee plants. The guide was really informative and was quite insistent that we all stay together because the trail was difficult to follow and there were animals and such that lived there. I was enjoying the hell out of myself when out of the blue. My stomach made a gurgling sound and a growl and then twisted up and tied itself into a knot.

So after my rant about that stupid dog and the SPCA brick guess what happened today?! I think the little “FUR-ANGEL” put some bad mojo or laid a root on me or something… because check this shit out.
I wake up as usual and grab my cleanest dirty towel off of my floor and head towards [...]

spent a few minutes this morning scraping off of my car windows a light covering of frost. While I was doing that I noticed that one of the people in my development were walking their dog off a leash and the dog went up into a yard across the street and tucked its legs in and bowed its back to signal to the onset of what was no doubt the dog’s morning dump.