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Written By: Big Dirty on December 16, 2009 2 Comments
Free Tiger’s Wood

Ok… I resisted this as long as I could but I feel that someone has to stick up for poor Tiger Woods. I know… I know… how could I or anyone feel bad for Tiger?! As I have been forced to watch this saga unfold since even my beloved ESPN won’t give it a rest I have developed the mind set that Tiger was set up to fail from the very beginning.

Written By: Big Dirty on December 3, 2009 One Comment
Moms Rock!

I asked; “What did Mom say?” My brother said; “She was just rubbing Dad’s back and saying its ok… people are laughing… it was only a kiss…at least he didn’t expose himself…”

Written By: Big Dirty on December 1, 2009 No Comment
You should quit drinking

Some people just can’t mind their own business. This cartoon is hilarious.

Written By: Big Dirty on September 22, 2009 No Comment
Football Saved My Childhood

The summer after my disastrous 6th grade school year started off with great promise. I was happy to be out of school and excited about the thought of finally attending public school in the fall even if my departure from Catholic school was a bit dramatic (another story another time). The second morning of my [...]

Written By: Lerch on September 15, 2009 No Comment
Colbert Blasts Kanye with Autotune

This is very funny. Colbert rips into Kanye for being such an idiot.

Written By: Big Dirty on September 10, 2009 2 Comments
High School Football

A recent weather change brought the smell of autumn to my nose yesterday and signaled to my body that high school football season is upon us. I love high school football!!! This is my favorite time of year as local boys from our community come together to form a team that will represent the school [...]

Written By: Big Dirty on September 4, 2009 3 Comments
Life is Like a Shoe Box

“I’ve worn lots of shoes.”
– Forrest Gump
As I am writing this I am sitting in my old worn leather chair with cracked leather on the arms. I am wearing a Polo t-shirt with the front pocket torn off… the pocket being the victim of a 2 am wrestling match outside of a friend’s house after [...]

Written By: Big Dirty on August 30, 2009 3 Comments
Buy American ?!

When I was a kid… many years ago the American car industry hit a rough patch because Japanese imports were putting a damper on sales. It seemed that Americans preferred the Japanese cars with their excellent engineering and high gas mileage. Sound Familiar?! In my mind the mark of a great country is their ability [...]

Written By: Big Dirty on July 30, 2009 6 Comments
Run Through the Jungle!!!

The rainforest was beautiful beyond words and all around me there was wild poinsettias and coffee plants. The guide was really informative and was quite insistent that we all stay together because the trail was difficult to follow and there were animals and such that lived there. I was enjoying the hell out of myself when out of the blue. My stomach made a gurgling sound and a growl and then twisted up and tied itself into a knot.

Written By: Big Dirty on July 9, 2009 15 Comments
Just Get me Home… or somewhere safe!

I sat there with my ears ringing, fingers dug into the dashboard, and my ass cheeks clenched and gripping the seat cushion trying to figure out what had happened

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